Did you know that there exist a mythical people among humans. They are paragons of self control, or oddities of peculiar taste. They do exist though, and Doctor Who can’t save the world from them. We have to learn to live with these people who (I can barely bring myself to say it…) Don’t. Eat. Chocolate.
Of course, Three don’t actually fear these people like they’re Atraxi. We’re just joking. You might not like chocolate, you might have stopped eating it to get healthy, you may be allergic to it (or nuts) or you may yourself be nuts. Just kidding! We know you’re not nuts. But we also know you’re a bit under represented when it comes to Easter. So, we are here to help!
Everyone loves cake, right? thoughtfullysimple.com (of the bunnypops) suggest a rather awesome lollypop version made from marzipan or fondant and cake. I quite fancy one, actually.
Lots of protein, good filling food, and made of egg. Egg being the symbol of new life and all, we figure a lovingly-made omelette cuts the mustard at Easter. With rabbit filling to make it extra seasonal!
Ahhhh, the rice krispie treat! Easy to make, easier to love. I would probably put my love of Rice Krispie Treats on a par with chocolate (no, really!) and they’re probably a bit better for you (there’s no fat in marshmallow, kids!). Definite win.
Are you a multi-zillionaire with an Easter-loving other half who doesn’t like chocolate? No, we didn’t think so. Never mind.
There we are – you know, you could always buy a nut safe or chocolate free confectionary gift that is NOT in the shape of an egg…but where’s the fun, really? As we all know, Jesus came back on Easter Sunday to collect his chocolate eggs, so it really is worth the effort. For Jesus, not us.
Happy Easter, Everyone!
(P.S. Does anyone know why our caption boxes refuse to stay the right size?! It’s driving us insane.)