This morning I heard that some mentals are throwing parties hoping to catch the swine flu virus before it gets worse. I think I’d rather not catch it at all, but what do I know?! If you would like to catch swine flu how about putting on ‘Babe: Pig in the City” on in the background and eating a bunch of sausage and bacon sandwiches? Make sure you all sit in a very small room to increase the chances of disease spread-ige. Good luck to all you crazy people.